Have to give credit to these guys; it must be hard to run hurdles while holding a weapon, on an empty stomach...
Army Coffee is universally awful, but it's less awful than no coffee.
Not even going to bother captioning this one.
Some SGM apparently wanted to make it clear that "F.O.B" didn't stand for "Fatties On Base".
This Richard fellow must be a swell guy for them to go to all the trouble of spelling out his name.
Provided by the 3rd Infantry Division ("Rock of the Marne!").
The maxim of "Keep it simple, stupid" (K.I.S.S.), is pretty universal in the military, but sometimes you need to be just a bit more explicit... Photo credits: Phanatic
Real pirates drink Earl Grey.
...the less you sweat in war?
On today's episode, Captain Redbeard and Lieutenant Ishmael save a farmer from a pack of wild cattle...
And by "it" they mean "your colon".